Tenet the Boat of Lust

Events often happen in life that no fantasist can make up. For example, my sister once sneezed so hard that her glass eye flew out the window and into a box that was sent across the ocean to Japan. That eye later appeared in the very first kaiju movie. And I myself was thrown overboard twice. Not because I fucked someone's wife, but because there was money left in my wallet. You don't believe me? Watch for yourself..