Cas tra tion Birth Date

You don't need to remember your birth date anymore as it will become completely irrelevant to your existence. better yet, i have a totally better idea as to what your future will look like. not sure yet if i'll allow you to keep your balls, perhaps you can argue why i should let you keep them. never mind, this is the way we're going to do it. the question that remains is whether or not i'll make it hurt.it's so easy to distract you with my amazing ass, this will be over before you know it.