THE TWELVE IMPLEMENTS OF CHRISTMAS - Re-Released

Don't you love this time of year? so much joy and fun to be had by so many. too bad for you, you won't be participating in any fun and joyous activities. pain and punishment are in your future for this holiday season. you've heard of the twelve days of christmas, haven't you? twelve days ... each day bringing something new. well, we are going to do things a little differently. the twelve implements of christmas. twelve different implements used on you. not one for each day. oh no ... you will endure twelve implements for twelve days. i will go over each implement and how it will feel. your ass is going to be bright red this christmas. perfect for the festivities i'd say.