I gassed my boyfriend(POV) out… Again

I’m your lazy, burger-loving girlfriend who can’t stop blasting my partner(pov) with thunderous, eye-watering farts. i lift my leg, and let out a deep-bellied, gurgling rip. and then scratching my ass good. what i ate. three burgers…  then i do it again. and again. loud. smelly. disgusting. i fan my ass, grimace at my own stench, but keep going — because i love the reaction. then i’m cleaning the house, farting through chores. then i man-spread on the couch, demand greasy food. final round? i unleashing a toxic, room-clearing blast so vile my bf (pov) run out coughing. i sniff my own fart… and smile.  am i the worst girlfriend ever? or the hottest kind of gross? tell me… would you survive a night with me?